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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

Have you sorted out that list yet? because I promise, I can be the naughtiest... Dare me....

Dec 14 2017 11:15PM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

Back to Five Stars. It should never be less. These pictures are an early present Heather. Thank You!

Dec 12 2017 2:10AM Comment - Like
EROTIC_EXECUTIV I'm glad you like them!! :)
Dec 13 2017 2:11AM
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DUTCHH36 > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

LOL Merry Christmas honey !

Dec 8 2017 8:24PM Comment - Like
EROTIC_EXECUTIV Merry Christmas to you, Michael!! I hope you get a chance to check out the new pics I posted... ;)
Dec 13 2017 2:09AM
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV

It's time to start sorting out who's been naughty and who's been nice... ;)

Dec 2 2017 11:45PM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 Dear Santa (the red robe is the dead give away if you know what I mean he he he), I know that the naughty list has generally been associated with not receiving your good graces, but................if I have been on both lists and the naughty "things" I have done can be considered beneficial to persons whom shall remain unnamed ; ), by being on both lists will I get a good present or presents under my tree? ; ) My rewards have already been very good this very but a present always makes me smile ; )
Dec 3 2017 1:47AM
GILP686970 Oh, PS; I won't even dare to ask for a special something (yes Santa, you already know what it is but the complications of this particular present have been beyond even your special powers ;P) under my tree this year but I would be will to just unwrap it ANYWHERE and if you could make that happen I would so forever be in your debt he he he
Dec 3 2017 1:51AM
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GILP686970 > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

So is there any instructional videos or written material about how to have an "A" game Heather? Or is this something that just comes naturally to someone ;P Any thoughts about this?? ;P

Nov 11 2017 5:01AM Comment - Like
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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

"I don't want to hold her down
Don't want to break her crown
When she says "let's go
I like the nightlife baby"........... Sigh... midnight nightlife. ;)

Oct 19 2017 5:55PM Comment - Like
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV

These guys need to be in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame... (The Cars)--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIUqaaZz-8k Go vote for them!!---- https://www.rockhall.com/fan-vote/2018-fan-vote

Oct 18 2017 2:30AM Comment - Like
ICHUCK You're just what i needed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5-rdr0qhWk
Oct 18 2017 10:15PM
EROTIC_EXECUTIV Yessssss!!! :)
Oct 19 2017 12:02AM
GILP686970 That would be a big affirmative ;)
Oct 19 2017 12:15AM
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

Sep 23 2017 4:08AM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 Who am I to deny Nietzsche ;P So tell me its playtime Heather, pretty please with sugar and homemade pizza on top ; )
Sep 24 2017 9:51AM
ICHUCK "Women should be obscene and not heard." ~ Groucho Marx ~
Sep 28 2017 7:29PM
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck. *Condom walks in laughing*

Sep 20 2017 12:27AM Comment - Like
GILP686970 Now that does give new meaning to "BB" ;P
Sep 20 2017 5:08AM
ICHUCK Breaking condoms... geee, that sounds sooo far fetched.. What sorta cock would break a condom!? A determined one for sure.
Sep 20 2017 8:23AM
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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

Q: What do you call a Brunette in between two blondes? A: A translator.... Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key. Q:What is a blondes best friend? A: Sidecock. Q: What do you call a Wickedly smart blonde with an insatiable appetite for s*x? A: Heather.

Aug 28 2017 11:01PM Comment - Like
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A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said, 'Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.' She said, 'You have the biggest penis of all your friends.'

Aug 19 2017 12:35AM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 *Important Safety Announcement* Don't read these postings from Heather while drinking anything. Laughing so hard can cause unintended ejection of liquid through the nose ; P
Aug 19 2017 1:19AM
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A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have s*x with you, but I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done." She thought about it, then called her boyfriend. He said, "Do it but ask for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress ." After half an hour, the boyfriend calls back, "So what happened?" She responds, "The bastard used coins, so I'm still picking it up and he is still having s*x with me!"

Aug 3 2017 11:39PM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 Ooopsie, so much for that "fast" cash ;P
Aug 3 2017 11:46PM
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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

I really need that Key... have you sent it back yet? ;P

Aug 3 2017 7:47PM Comment - Like
EROTIC_EXECUTIV Hmmm.... I might need a day or two... *sifting through drawer of keys* ;P
Aug 3 2017 11:28PM
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV

A blonde drops off her dress at the dry cleaners. On the way out the door, the lady at the counter says, "Come Again." The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time, you nosey bitch." :P

Jul 28 2017 1:38AM Comment - Like
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GILP686970 You always have the best blonde jokes ;P. Its a good thing we know they are not from personal experiences Heather ;)
Jul 28 2017 5:21AM
GILP686970 Good to have you back at almost peek efficiency ;P
Jul 28 2017 5:22AM
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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

OMG! She hasn't been on for two days... I may hyperventilate... ;0~

Jul 6 2017 6:49PM Comment - Like
EROTIC_EXECUTIV No worries... I'll be back online Friday night... ;)
Jul 7 2017 4:02AM
ICHUCK WHEW!! Can I get the key?
Jul 7 2017 6:00PM
EROTIC_EXECUTIV Hmmmm... I think I want you to hold it a bit longer. See me on Monday... and we'll see if I feel like letting you out yet... ;)
Jul 9 2017 4:51AM
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DUTCHH36 > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

interesting "current status" ?! on the road later ciao :-)

Jul 1 2017 9:40AM Comment - Like
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV

Know what I'm loving...? Full sentences and proper grammar... Love, love, love it!!! ;)

Jul 1 2017 12:13AM Comment - Like
GILP686970 Of course you do. What wicked smart woman doesn't like that. ; P
Jul 1 2017 1:48AM
ICHUCK Yeah, right... I can see you now, eyes closed, legs spread, body beginning to shake, all in anticipation of a grammatically correct sentence being whispered into your ear...

Jul 1 2017 8:32AM
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ICHUCK > EROTIC_EXECUTIV

I just noticed you have a "fun stuff" section on your page. I see the poll.. Blonde or Brunette, however, the contests section seems to be empty... So, when is the contest to "win a date with Heather" going to be? Bet you would get a few entries in that one.. "few Entries"... Pun intended.. ;P

Jun 5 2017 11:13PM Comment - Like
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EROTIC_EXECUTIV


A woman is sitting with her friends after work having a drink when an extremely handsome man walks into the bar.

She can't take her eyes off him. He notices her gaze and walks over to her and whispers into her ear. "I will do anything you want, no matter how kinky for $20.00. There is only 1 condition"

After a few moments the woman catches her breath and asks what is the condition. The man says " you have to tell me what u want in 3 words."

The woman thinks for a minute and

Mar 23 2017 11:54PM Comment - Like
GILP686970 Is this wrong but in some strange/perverted/erotic sort of way, if that were you whispering into my ear............I would say yes with absolutely no hesitation. Is that wrong I ask. ; )
Mar 24 2017 2:40PM
DAN33339 Same joke even better. It's a woman. She say $500. And the guy says Paint my house.
Apr 8 2017 12:27AM
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Strangers sitting at the bar...
** Woman: Mmmm... You smell good. What do you have on?
** Man: Well, right now I'm wearing a hard-on, but I didn't know you could smell it! ;P

Mar 21 2017 11:25PM Comment - Like
GILP686970 Typical male, we do let that "part" do most of our thinking ;)
Mar 22 2017 3:21AM
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